crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

Me: *thinks of some idea*
Me: shut up, that is a dumbass idea, like get the fuck outta here with this smh

brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

image

redgraveconspiracy:

Anyone who hasn’t experienced the ecstasy of betrayal knows nothing about ecstasy at all - Jean Genet

oh hey look it’s the biggest asshole on this side of chorus gods how i hate him

we all thought he was a jerk with a heart of gold; turns out he was just a huge jerk

i’m actually pretty fond of him partly because i know he’s going to get what’s coming in the most baffling way possible and i can’t wait

raytuxedomask:

the actual photo of ryan haywood as a gnome

im cool

vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

inkyblacknight:

i will never not reblog this post

shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:


An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.
Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK

shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:

An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.

Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK

amandolynne:

the-werefox:

do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close

SNUGGLE STRUGGLES

techienjc:

Am I doing this right?